Saturday, June 6, 2009

Words of wisdom..

Something for you to think & laugh..........


Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a
while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually
enjoying it.
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he
is in trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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I
t is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative
problem solving.
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does
milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is
dental.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome."

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